Clown

Health: 185
Movement: 380
Primary: old fashioned rifle that has similar specs to the Driess.
Secondary: Poison Dart blaster.
Melee: Chain saw or axe
Ability: pie dispendor: if you get within range it through a pie in the enemies face and doubles as a ammo station.
It blindes enemies for 7 seconds and
Has no cool down as long as it doesn't get blown up or destroyed.
Then has 35 second cool down.
Ability #2 : cotton candy which slowes down enemies movement.
And it is very hard to see, to use just place on path for enemies to walk on and get slowed down.
And this merc looks like a classic clown

Comments

  • HunterAssassin5HunterAssassin5 Posts: 1,201
    Primary: old fashioned rifle that has similar specs to the Driess.
    why not the dreiss then?
    Secondary: Poison Dart blaster.
    hmmmmno. first of all, while weapon suggestions are okay, this does 2 things wrong:
    first of all, it's more of an ability than a weapon
    second of all, you didnt do your f*cking research again and looked up the fact that poison is a HUGE no-no around here.
    Melee: Chain saw or axe
    *facepalm*
    look here, think about it this way: why? why the f*ck? would a career mercenary take a chainsaw into a battlefield peppered with automatic weapons, long-distance precision rifles and explosives of every size? it's just a f*cking fuel tank begging to be shot apart. same to the fireax, just take a bloody knife, an ax is just unnecessary weight
    Ability: pie dispendor: if you get within range it through a pie in the enemies face and doubles as a ammo station.
    *sigh*
    i am seriously considering just ignoring every "idea" you post from now onwards, mate.
    Ability #2 : cotton candy which slowes down enemies movement.
    And it is very hard to see, to use just place on path for enemies to walk on and get slowed down.
    And this merc looks like a classic clown
    *throws hands into air*
    ive decided.
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  • Mr-PenguinMr-Penguin Posts: 2,250
    Unsure if troll or serious.
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    Have an idea for a new merc? Then head on over to my Mercenary Suggestion Form and go post it!
  • yesseryesser Posts: 325
    without getting too sarcastic how would loadout work ? you need 3 diffrent primary and secondary in every merc
  • BushWankerBushWanker Posts: 296
    Lol, M8s this is a troll suggestment.
  • HunterAssassin5HunterAssassin5 Posts: 1,201
    edited July 2016
    BushWanker wrote: »
    Lol, M8s this is a troll suggestment.

    perfect. PERFECT. time to flag every "merc suggestion" you made!

    *grumble*

    i wont, but i sure damn wish there were a mute button that works here.

    i know this kind of person. he'll continue posting random stupid ideas until something sort of works. best to just ignore him.
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  • BushWankerBushWanker Posts: 296
    M8 I was actually serious about this merc.
    The fact is DB is in a badway so it needs development, and they don't don't seem to wanna release Turtle so I guess anymerc may be cool.
    So I was just scraping my mind for idea's.
    Check out my new suggestion "Data".
  • @TheRyderShotgun *thumbs up*
  • DysfnalDysfnal Posts: 900
    Data definitely fits DB, actually, but his abilities overlap with other mercs, and he's hindered a bit more than he should be
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