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CheesyPwnCheesyPwn Posts: 8
edited January 18 in Mercenary Discussion

delete this lmao

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  • Kira:
    "She has access to 3 of the most deadly guns in DB"
    Stark is trash nowadays with the horizontal recoil, BR16 nerfed, Dreiss nerfed too and requires good aim.

    "and a katana"
    If she spanks you with the weebstick you deserve it for letting her get close

    "tHe MemEBeAm iS tOo StRonK !!!1!"
    She needs to stay still for 3 secondes to summon shoopdawoop, making her vulnerable if she does it within the enemies LOS to activate it on top of them, otherwise she'll summon it next to you in which case you can simply run to cover and wait for it

    Nader:
    "She has a Crotzni"
    So does Phoenix, Phantom and Tortoise

    "GrEnADES EveRyWHerE !"
    If she starts spamming grenades like a lunatic there are high chances she'll miss most of them especially at close range, them she'll then be at a disadvantage, if she scores direct hits then she is the one playing properly.

    "Guardian Shield is destroyed"
    Protect it ! that ain't nader being OP, it's the sheild being vulnerable

    "She destroys muh health station"
    That's what she's supposed to do

    "Martybum"
    how about you forget about that one teabag ?

    "MuH aiMeE GoDLiKE !!1!!"
    There are two possible scenarios here:
    -Nader snuck up on you and shot you with a grenade from the back.
    You deserve that one for letting anyone get close

    -Nader shot a grenade from afar while you were standing still and scored a direct hit on you
    If you let that nade fly at you without noticing I suppose you know who is to blame

  • frostyvampirefrostyvampire Posts: 1,187

    Kira is probably one of the most balanced mercs in the game. I personally think that having no option to use full auto rifles is a big disadvantage, especially after the burst rifles nerf.

    Nader is just aids, I wouldn't mind a nerf to her spam ability. But if you let a Nader direct hit you then you deserve to die and she deserves a kill. It's only aids when you spam 3+ grenades at the same spot not trying to even get a direct hit.

    But what's wrong with Crotzni? It's a good gun but rifles are better most of the time and she isn't the only one that can use it.

    Martydrom is her weakest ability. Just don't teabag and you should be fine 95% of the time.

  • Here we go with the fites

    1-stark aint trash if u know how to aim it and the dreiss is still good
    2-Shes so fast she can rush u with teh weebstick and im not saying shes gonna kill everyone with it im just saying its so good
    3-She Doesnt @$!# need to wait for 3 seconds u can strfe and @$!# while doing it and that doesnt chagne the fact that its op

    1-im just saying that as an addition [cuz its the most op smg]
    2-Its not that hard to nail one u just need to hit it like 3 cm over his head and it'll land and not everyone spams like a lunatic u @$!#
    3-Still, no matter how much protection there will be either a kira that'll take her down or a few gay bullets or else its position in a highly covered area which cant block @$!# and we both know most of the people go full solo once the match starts
    4-But still too op
    5-I never said @$!# about that
    6-but you cant really dodge @$!# if she spams u with direct ones

    You dont need to be an @$!# if u can only main broken guns

  • the stark IS currently pretty trash compared to other weapons, horizontal recoil makes the 2nd and 3rd shot a gamble, it's unreliable at long range and bested at close range

  • GatoCommodoreGatoCommodore Posts: 4,326

    @CheesyPwn said:
    Here we go with the fites

    1-stark aint trash if u know how to aim it and the dreiss is still good
    2-Shes so fast she can rush u with teh weebstick and im not saying shes gonna kill everyone with it im just saying its so good
    3-She Doesnt @$!# need to wait for 3 seconds u can strfe and @$!# while doing it and that doesnt chagne the fact that its op

    1-im just saying that as an addition [cuz its the most op smg]
    2-Its not that hard to nail one u just need to hit it like 3 cm over his head and it'll land and not everyone spams like a lunatic u @$!#
    3-Still, no matter how much protection there will be either a kira that'll take her down or a few gay bullets or else its position in a highly covered area which cant block @$!# and we both know most of the people go full solo once the match starts
    4-But still too op
    5-I never said @$!# about that
    6-but you cant really dodge @$!# if she spams u with direct ones

    You dont need to be an @$!# if u can only main broken guns

    now this is some abuse material!

    Hammock - Oh the Bliss (Reinterpretation) | Far Cry 5
                                                                    
  • Whats the justification for Kira to have the katana ?

  • She's japanese!

    Ba dum tss

  • Ahem
    omg r u retarded just place a shield kid kidkdikd

  • Legit response:

    • The burst rifles aren't that good anymore.
    • If you have ears, you should have no problems staying away from a Kira laser.
    • The katana is fine.
    • Don't stand in chokepoints and you shouldn't have a problem with (bad) Naders.
    • If you get one-shotted by a nade it was probably a good shot, or you let her get too close to you in the first place (and if you're playing Aimee that should never happen without you knowing).
    • Learn to use periods my friend.

    It honestly just sounds like you're a newer player. You'll learn to deal with these mercs with experience, practice, and sometimes just getting your ass straight up kicked.

  • Da_MummyDa_Mummy Posts: 235

    Kira 45 second cooldown with a visible laser (if you are smart enough to stand still while a massive pillar of lighting comes from the sky you might as well die to a F2P Vassilli)
    Nader glass canon assault with 120 health and only a grenade launcher outside of her primary set (seriously you can hear the grenades dodge them predict them and kill Nader) and if you get directly hit by her grenade every time you are probably making mistakes with your positioning.

    PS: I wanted to bring Fragger as a comparison to Nader but since you want HIM to be buffed I'm just going to leave it like that

  • @CheesyPwn said:
    First of all i already know a lot of people are gonna be defensive about this since they play these 2 mercs a lot but lets face it, they're really op, kira legit cant be countered at all and nader is a disaster

    We are in for a treat here, lets see.....

    Kira:
    Her laser cant be blocked by guardian shield and even if u updated that the shield it still barely has any health to hold a couple of bullets to take it down, you legit summon a laser every like 45 seconds and it stays for 10 seconds while YOU CAN MOVE IT WHERE YOU WANT, the thing with other air supports is that you call them in 1 poistion and thats like the final choice, but kira you move a laser thats kill people in less than a ms and lets say u messed it up you keep moving it. TOO OP!!!! Also lets not forget she has access to the 3 deadliest guns in DB and a katana

    How to counter Kira 101, rush her down, dome her whilst calling in her laser and use the legendary get out of the way move to evade it if she calls it in. If you get caught in the initial blast you weren't paying attention or you have a high level kira on the enemy team. Her moving the beam is A: logical and B: something that sets her apart from the other fire supports

    Nader:
    Don't tell me right now in the comments stuff like "omg r u retarded just place a shield kid kidkdikd", But she has a crotizni, 5 nades that only have a 4 sec cooldown and do a crap ton of damage, the moment you're about to kill her she spams nades and runs, you place a guardian shield anyone can easily take it down regardless if he sacrifices or not, like sometimes i'll be sniping everyone with aimee gettin dem godlikes and sh*t until i get 1 naded by her, teabagged and she keeps killing more, or when you finally set up a health station and she keep spamming the hell out of her grenade launcher taking it down in 2 secs or smth

    Yes yes yes, we know that nader can be a bit annoying to fight. But spamming is kind of her trademarks and destroying deployables is her game. If she gets a direct hit you were either A: scoped in and lost all sense of surroundings or B: Outplayed

    To summarize, Both of them are OP and they need a nerf, ty 4 reading :blush:

    Cut your salt out and in Dark Souls terms, git gud (and not blind, that helps too)

    p.s: i kinda wanted to start a poll on wether people think they shud be nerfed or not but idk how so....

  • @Da_Mummy said:
    you might as well die to a F2P Vassilli

    this ain't TF2 buddy, we don't have gibus Vassillis

  • Da_MummyDa_Mummy Posts: 235

    @CyberVonCyberus
    He might as well wear one by default.
    Sorry I am just too used to call bad snipers F2P

  • SD give us a Gibus Vassilli Obsidian card or riot !

  • WulieWulie Posts: 31

    I have the impression you have not played Nader before you posted.

    Normally, its not that easy to get a Sniper class (like Aimee or like Vasilli (Vasili? I can never remember wether its one or two -l...) out for us. My primary is damn short ranged (try to hit a sniper with the Crotzny... not very impressive), and the launcher is not known for precise fire (...or, in short: Its hard to hit @$!# with it).

    So mostly, yeah. I just flush snipers when I see then. Put nades to their spot till they stop firing (or- sometimes- die) so my teammates can advance and put a bullet through their head. But thats exactly Naders role. I quote:

    If you need a lot of grenades in a very short time, I am your woman.    
    

    The drawback is that the Nades (in comparison) do a lot less damage than other Merc skills (for example, the Frag Grenade of Fragger does a lot more damage- and thats fair. Cause he got only one pineapple).

    Instead of complaining, I would recommend you to find weaknesses in Nader. I guarantee you: There are plenty. And then, learn to play against Nader. Its not that hard. And to assure you: I hate playing against those f-ing snipers as much as you hate playing against Nader. I hate it how they use EVERY slightly open space to shoot my beautiful face without me having a really good chance to fight back on that distance. But at the moment, I am finding ways. Do the same :)

    And always teabag Nader.

  • Da_MummyDa_Mummy Posts: 235

    @CheesyPwn said:
    delete this lmao

    Why are you such a coward. Just because you went for an unjustified opinion and got mostly negative feedback doesn't mean you have to be a chicken and delete your post.
    If you want a hot discussion you get it but don't run away just because you burned your fingers.

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