Your best DirtyBomb Meme?

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  • GatoCommodoreGatoCommodore Posts: 3,622

    @AlbinMatt said:

    @Xenithos said:

    @Lord_Coctus said:

    @Xenithos said:
    @Lord_Coctus
    Dang, that butt, and that glorious hair. Either it's Scrubby or Arty before Arty became an Asian. My word.

    Nope, it was just a filthy Proxy.

    WUT :o
    :| ~! Proxy's a dude!?

    Proxy is a demon. A demon is a being of spirit that is not bound by sex. That's why we have both succubi and incubi.

    but i like succubi because it

    S U C C

    Bayonetta OST-Mysterious Destiny

    Bayonetta, you're a mystery
    You come along with a destiny
    This is your life, a battlefield telling you who you are
    Bayonetta, this is your time
    You're gonna sparkle, you're gonna shine
    Girl, when you fight it looks like a dance, you are magic, you're magic

    Come on, come on, come on, there's only one way, your way
    Come on, come on, come on, you know there's only one way, your way
    Dance, fight, spin around, spin around
    Dance, fight, fly higher, fly higher, fly higher

    Bayonetta, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes
    Sadness lies in your smile
    But victory shines in your eyes
    You're still alive
                                                                      
  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,758
    edited October 9

    Father, I have sinned...

    To be fair, you have to git gud to play Dirty Bomb. The pacing is extremely fast, and without a solid grasp of old school running and gunning most of the K/D ratio will go negative for a casual gamer's performance. There’s also Phantom’s laid back attitude, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personality and quotes draws heavily from old school shooters, for instance. DB players understand this stuff; they have played these shooters and truly appreciate the depths of his quotes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about FIRST PERSON ONLINE SHOOTER GENRE. As a consequence scrubs who dislike Dirty Bomb truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the class based nature in Dirty Bomb's system “Merc Versatility” which itself is a cryptic reference to Splash Damage's epic Enemy Territory Wolfenstein. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated casuls playing FPS with their controllers as StayFreshShoe's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What scrubs.. how I pity them.

    PINEAPPLE FRAGGER!

    Post edited by TheStrangerous on

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    More arcadey, less grounded gameplay supporter.

  • XenithosXenithos Posts: 1,206
    edited October 9

    @AlbinMatt said:

    @Xenithos said:

    @Lord_Coctus said:

    @Xenithos said:
    @Lord_Coctus
    Dang, that butt, and that glorious hair. Either it's Scrubby or Arty before Arty became an Asian. My word.

    Nope, it was just a filthy Proxy.

    WUT :o
    :| ~! Proxy's a dude!?

    Proxy is a demon. A demon is a being of spirit that is not bound by sex. That's why we have both succubi and incubi.

    Erm... I'm not exactly fond of talking about demons, but I legit though the difference between those two types was their gender. Goes to show you how little I care. Good point for why Proxy can be both doe.

    I don't care how much you've played or how good your aim is - If you haven't touched the game at least twice in three months then I see your "opinion" as hot moot.

  • XernyXerny Posts: 15

    Me after tripping a Proxy mine.

    ./V32 from a distance

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,758

    How the hell am I suppose to go to sleep, when I know a new merc is coming tomorrow?!?!?!

    Fletcher gettin' Sledgehammer melee supporter.
    More arcadey, less grounded gameplay supporter.

  • AlbinMattAlbinMatt Posts: 1,026

    @TheStrangerous said:
    How the hell am I suppose to go to sleep, when I know a new merc is coming tomorrow?!?!?!

    By drinking cough medicine and overdose on sleeping pills, so you can pass out for a week, jn which time Guardian would hopefully be balanced.

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,758

    DAAAAAAAAAAaaawwww...

    This drone is getting more adorkable every day, It may not speak, but it ribbits like a frog, catches projectiles like flies and gets carried like a baby frog on her momma frog Guardian :)

    Fletcher gettin' Sledgehammer melee supporter.
    More arcadey, less grounded gameplay supporter.

  • XernyXerny Posts: 15

    My face when i see a Javelin rocket flying straight to me.

  • STARRYSOCKSTARRYSOCK Posts: 1,230

    @Xerny said:

    My face when i see a Javelin rocket flying straight to me.

    I spent like 10 minutes trying to find a picture if this character smiling so I could say "when the rocket gets blown up by guardian's drone", but I can't find any. Does this character chick ever smile??

  • XernyXerny Posts: 15

    @STARRYSOCK said:

    @Xerny said:

    My face when i see a Javelin rocket flying straight to me.

    I spent like 10 minutes trying to find a picture if this character smiling so I could say "when the rocket gets blown up by guardian's drone", but I can't find any. Does this character chick ever smile??

    She barelly got released, maybe someday.

  • Mc1412013Mc1412013 Posts: 1,797

    @GatoCommodore said:
    its that time of the year again

    What ever happened to the high quality tv from the 80's-early 2000

    Hey look i finaly got a sig , and nothing to put here

  • @GatoCommodore said:
    its that time of the year again

    Phantom music

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,758

    Think of all the possibilities Guardian's drone could have, regarding obsidians...

    Fletcher gettin' Sledgehammer melee supporter.
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  • BlackboltLWBlackboltLW Posts: 583

    I just found the actual title of this song, so let me use it here too

    "mrw Ranked Season 4 got delayed"

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,758

    @BlackboltLW said:
    I just found the actual title of this song, so let me use it here too

    "mrw Ranked Season 4 got delayed"

    You fooled me! I expected something Westworld season 2 meme related.

    Fletcher gettin' Sledgehammer melee supporter.
    More arcadey, less grounded gameplay supporter.

  • XenithosXenithos Posts: 1,206

    I actually can't wait for season 4... It's the first time purple loadouts are in DB that you can feasibly get. (as in, not a streamer)

    I don't care how much you've played or how good your aim is - If you haven't touched the game at least twice in three months then I see your "opinion" as hot moot.

  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 2,032

    @Xenithos said:
    I actually can't wait for season 4... It's the first time purple loadouts are in DB that you can feasibly get. (as in, not a streamer)

    I can't wait to get a purple Redeye and Sawbones instead of a purple skin for a specific zappy themed sniper-medic or everybody's favorite teacher.

    Roses are red and violets are blue.
    I bang you all!
    Now you're dead too.
  • LawrichaiLawrichai Posts: 20

    " - Go home Sparks, you're drunk! "

  • GatoCommodoreGatoCommodore Posts: 3,622

    @BlackboltLW said:
    I just found the actual title of this song, so let me use it here too

    "mrw Ranked Season 4 got delayed"

    the guy wikipedia page wrote
    "known for screaming in cowboy song"

    Bayonetta OST-Mysterious Destiny

    Bayonetta, you're a mystery
    You come along with a destiny
    This is your life, a battlefield telling you who you are
    Bayonetta, this is your time
    You're gonna sparkle, you're gonna shine
    Girl, when you fight it looks like a dance, you are magic, you're magic

    Come on, come on, come on, there's only one way, your way
    Come on, come on, come on, you know there's only one way, your way
    Dance, fight, spin around, spin around
    Dance, fight, fly higher, fly higher, fly higher

    Bayonetta, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes
    Sadness lies in your smile
    But victory shines in your eyes
    You're still alive
                                                                      
  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,758
    edited October 17

    How to make Rhino gud:

    I swear, I'd play him more, if you let him curl up like a ball for traversal, and activate bubble shield during gunfights!

    Fletcher gettin' Sledgehammer melee supporter.
    More arcadey, less grounded gameplay supporter.

  • ArtyrimArtyrim Posts: 138

    Death or Life?
    Your life,Your choice

  • XenithosXenithos Posts: 1,206

    @Artyrim said:
    Death or Life?
    Your life,Your choice

    I'm extremely confused. Fragger's nade can't trigger the proxy mine, so I'm pretty sure his only choice is life? Wut?

    I don't care how much you've played or how good your aim is - If you haven't touched the game at least twice in three months then I see your "opinion" as hot moot.

  • STARRYSOCKSTARRYSOCK Posts: 1,230

    @Xenithos said:

    @Artyrim said:
    Death or Life?
    Your life,Your choice

    I'm extremely confused. Fragger's nade can't trigger the proxy mine, so I'm pretty sure his only choice is life? Wut?

    Idk about the caption, but that's a terrible place for a mine. An enemy running through that area is unlikely to trigger it at all, not to mention how unlikely an enemy is to even get there at that time, seeing how far away the EV is. It's more likely to get triggered by some enemy explosive and kill a person hiding there.

  • Mc1412013Mc1412013 Posts: 1,797

    @Xenithos said:
    I actually can't wait for season 4... It's the first time purple loadouts are in DB that you can feasibly get. (as in, not a streamer)

    Are they even giving them out to streamers i have yet to se any in any of the 150-200 games i played since they were announced, and ive seen a few streamers in game

    Hey look i finaly got a sig , and nothing to put here

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