The Recent DB Virgin (Waifu Edition) Thread:

TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,637
edited November 7 in General Chat

There's been 3124345325 threads like these, but DB keeps changing it's character rooster.

Let us begin, shall we?

For me it's obvious! AIMEE!
I do know French a little, since I had one in School, a waste of my precious time. I could impress her! I can tolerate her hair, under her armpits (if she has them), cause her elegance is too much for me not to say yes! I blame Bayonetta for having a thing for tall elegant women. B) B) B)

EDIT: GAAH! I forgot GUARDIAN! NOOO!
SInce I can't edit polls, feel free to consider OTHER option as "GUARDIAN WITH HER PROTECTION"
And let CDA announcer be considered as OTHER

The Recent DB Virgin (Waifu Edition) Thread: 26 votes

Elegant Aimee
3%
TheStrangerous 1 vote
Snarky Aura
3%
Xenithos 1 vote
Bara Blonde Javelin
7%
boerhaeClemClem7 2 votes
Weeb Kira
11%
MuddyGrenadeMeerkatsFishRolls 3 votes
Bara Blonde Nader
11%
SithasTitaniumRaptureCombatMist 3 votes
Cunning Proxy
23%
redruMfloWFalC_16ArtyrimWintergreenMr.CuddlesworthJB.Phoenix 6 votes
Hex girl Sparks
19%
K1X455Lord_Coctusazz_abdrTheWickedsin_Liting 5 votes
CDA Announcer, the discount Ingrid Hannigan, not sure if TEMPO iOS game's canon
3%
GatoCommodore 1 vote
Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)
15%
Mc1412013LoafOfBreadfrostyvampireAlbinMatt 4 votes
Post edited by TheStrangerous on

PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

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  • Bara Blonde Nader

    So only virgins allowed here?

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,637
    Elegant Aimee

    @TitaniumRapture said:
    So only virgins allowed here?

    Well, I don't wanna put taken people in the risk of their partners finding out...

    PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
    Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

  • ArtyrimArtyrim Posts: 97
    Cunning Proxy

    The redhead version of Proxy,her screams are enjoyable

  • Bara Blonde Nader

    @TheStrangerous said:

    @TitaniumRapture said:
    So only virgins allowed here?

    Well, I don't wanna put taken people in the risk of their partners finding out...

    I have always thought that relationships exist to remove this status or partners in general help to remove it. My life Is a LIE. :(

  • WintergreenWintergreen Posts: 484
    Cunning Proxy

    Are we choosing a virtual wife or choosing which character we think is a virgin? I guess I misunderstood because I voted Proxy to be the virgin, not my wife. Proxy is 13.

  • GatoCommodoreGatoCommodore Posts: 3,531
    CDA Announcer, the discount Ingrid Hannigan, not sure if TEMPO iOS game's canon

    Hannigan all the way

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  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 1,991
    Hex girl Sparks

    Zappy zap zap, there goes my identitiy.

    My aim is as great as a beautiful Proxy.

    Neither of the two exist.
  • MelinderMelinder Posts: 671
    edited November 7

    So like I don't speak weeb can someone translate

    Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
    Man's not hot, never hot
    Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
    Boom

    Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
    Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
    See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
    When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
    Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
    Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
    I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
    Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
    On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
    You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
    If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
    You donut, nose long like garden hose

    I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)

    Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
    Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
    And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
    When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
    Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man's shop by force (send him)
    Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
    Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
    Ah, yo, boom, ah

    The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
    Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
    Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
    Poom, poom, you dun know

    I tell her man's not hot (man's not), I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot"

    Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
    Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me, did you? (nah)
    Use roll-on (use that), or spray
    But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)

    The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
    Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
    Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
    Poom, poom, you dun know

    Big Shaq, man's not hot
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    40 degrees and man's not hot (come on)
    Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
    Yeah, skidika-pap-pap

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,637
    Elegant Aimee

    @Melinder said:
    So like I don't speak weeb can someone translate

    Oday ouyay eakspay igpay atinlay?
    Ethay itletay ayssay "Ethay ecentray DBAY irginvay aifuway editionway eadthray".

    PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
    Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

  • Cunning Proxy

    really close one between Proxy, Aimee, and Sparks for me

  • teflonloveteflonlove Posts: 360

    @watsyurdeal said:
    What the actual f is this thread

    Just smile and wave, boy. Smile and wave.

  • XenithosXenithos Posts: 1,152
    Snarky Aura

    Aura. Only real waifu material there. She's the least likely to kill you while also being the most likely to heal, cook some good food, and help you with the chores. And she looks absolutely fantastic while doing it.

    Not to mention she has incredible physical form and a decent personality. Reminds me of my best friend in real life now that I think about it.

    Reasoning: Proxy cusses too much for my taste, Aimee is way too thin and kind of psychotic, Sparks has got the whole bipolar mis-identity problems and though I really would love to pick her, something stopped me, Nader is clearly taken and probably has a few STDs, Javelin reminds me too much of my Mom and sounds fake, Kira would be awesome but she's clearly smarter than me and I have to be alpha male here, I haven't seen the announcer, but she reminds me too much of Proxy. Guardian is also South Korean, which means she's fake (plastic) and her accent would not improve my already crappy communication skills.

    The road is over, I finally got a sig. Hallelujah.

  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 1,991
    Hex girl Sparks

    @Xenithos said:
    most likely to heal

    But don't forget that she'll walk over your corpse while you are downed and crying for those same heals.

    My aim is as great as a beautiful Proxy.

    Neither of the two exist.
  • XenithosXenithos Posts: 1,152
    Snarky Aura

    @Lord_Coctus said:

    @Xenithos said:
    most likely to heal

    But don't forget that she'll walk over your corpse while you are downed and crying for those same heals.

    I thought we were looking at the character, not at how bad the characters are played by people in a video game. :/

    The road is over, I finally got a sig. Hallelujah.

  • Cunning Proxy

    Doesn't Aura curse more than Proxy? ''I'll heal you ass'' and ''Hell no!''

  • WintergreenWintergreen Posts: 484
    Cunning Proxy

    @Mr.Cuddlesworth said:
    Doesn't Aura curse more than Proxy? ''I'll heal you ass'' and ''Hell no!''

    Don't forget bish @$!# @$!#.

  • frostyvampirefrostyvampire Posts: 1,067
    Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    Where is Thicc Rhino?

  • Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    Jackal.

    Announcer.

  • AlbinMattAlbinMatt Posts: 1,008
    Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    Shame there's no option for "anyone that isn't mentally degenerating due to radioactive poisoning."

  • GatoCommodoreGatoCommodore Posts: 3,531
    edited November 13
    CDA Announcer, the discount Ingrid Hannigan, not sure if TEMPO iOS game's canon

    this discussion

    *edited
    i have too much flag already

    Post edited by GatoCommodore on
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  • bgyoshibgyoshi Posts: 801

    I don't know what's more disturbing

    • The existence of this thread
    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking
    • People are actually answering it

    Are you all virgins talking about what merc you'd bang as your first time?

    Are you all discussing which merc is a virgin and the one you would devirginize?

    Are you all discussing which merc you want to bang, virginity or not with either party?

    Are you all talking about what merc you have a crush on and want to marry a la weeb style WAIFU?

    Most importantly

    How is this thread not creeper status????????????????

  • AlbinMattAlbinMatt Posts: 1,008
    Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    @bgyoshi Honestly, I have no idea, nor would I bother. The entire cast of DB should be dead, or turned into some radioactive ghoulish creature rivalling Chernobyl and Fukushima.

  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 1,991
    Hex girl Sparks

    @bgyoshi said:
    I don't know what's more disturbing

    • The existence of this thread
    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking
    • People are actually answering it
    • The fact that theres probally another thread like it
    My aim is as great as a beautiful Proxy.

    Neither of the two exist.
  • AlbinMattAlbinMatt Posts: 1,008
    Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    @Lord_Coctus said:

    @bgyoshi said:
    I don't know what's more disturbing

    • The existence of this thread
    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking
    • People are actually answering it
    • The fact that theres probally another thread like it

    Correct.

    http://forums.dirtybomb.com/discussion/comment/161389#Comment_161389

    Pls no nekro

  • ArtyrimArtyrim Posts: 97
    Cunning Proxy

    @bgyoshi said:

    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Waifu

  • AlbinMattAlbinMatt Posts: 1,008
    Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    @Artyrim said:

    @bgyoshi said:

    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Waifu

    It is a worrying day, when man is able to define evil.

  • Elegant Aimee

    Go on... just keep on posting!

    SUCKERS!

    PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
    Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

  • Cunning Proxy

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