The Recent DB Virgin (Waifu Edition) Thread:

TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 2,017
edited November 2017 in General Chat

There's been 3124345325 threads like these, but DB keeps changing it's character rooster.

Let us begin, shall we?

For me it's obvious! AIMEE!
I do know French a little, since I had one in School, a waste of my precious time. I could impress her! I can tolerate her hair, under her armpits (if she has them), cause her elegance is too much for me not to say yes! I blame Bayonetta for having a thing for tall elegant women. B) B) B)

EDIT: GAAH! I forgot GUARDIAN! NOOO!
SInce I can't edit polls, feel free to consider OTHER option as "GUARDIAN WITH HER PROTECTION"
And let CDA announcer be considered as OTHER

The Recent DB Virgin (Waifu Edition) Thread: 27 votes

Elegant Aimee
7%
TheStrangerousCyberVonCyberus 2 votes
Snarky Aura
3%
Xenithos 1 vote
Bara Blonde Javelin
7%
boerhaeClemClem7 2 votes
Weeb Kira
11%
MuddyGrenadeMeerkatsFishRolls 3 votes
Bara Blonde Nader
11%
SithasTitaniumRaptureCombatMist 3 votes
Cunning Proxy
22%
redruMfloWFalC_16ArtyrimWintergreenMr.CuddlesworthJB.Phoenix 6 votes
Hex girl Sparks
18%
K1X455Lord_Coctusazz_abdrTheWickedsin_Liting 5 votes
CDA Announcer, the discount Ingrid Hannigan, not sure if TEMPO iOS game's canon
3%
GatoCommodore 1 vote
Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)
14%
Mc1412013LoafOfBreadfrostyvampireAlbinMatt 4 votes
Post edited by TheStrangerous on

The best thing about playing Phoenix is not healing and reviving others.

But doing it yourself!

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Comments

  • Bara Blonde Nader

    So only virgins allowed here?

  • Elegant Aimee

    @TitaniumRapture said:
    So only virgins allowed here?

    Well, I don't wanna put taken people in the risk of their partners finding out...

    The best thing about playing Phoenix is not healing and reviving others.

    But doing it yourself!

  • ArtyrimArtyrim Posts: 179
    Cunning Proxy

    The redhead version of Proxy,her screams are enjoyable

  • Bara Blonde Nader

    @TheStrangerous said:

    @TitaniumRapture said:
    So only virgins allowed here?

    Well, I don't wanna put taken people in the risk of their partners finding out...

    I have always thought that relationships exist to remove this status or partners in general help to remove it. My life Is a LIE. :(

  • Cunning Proxy

    Are we choosing a virtual wife or choosing which character we think is a virgin? I guess I misunderstood because I voted Proxy to be the virgin, not my wife. Proxy is 13.

  • CDA Announcer, the discount Ingrid Hannigan, not sure if TEMPO iOS game's canon

    Hannigan all the way

    Electric Light Orchestra - Prologue/Twilight
                                                                    
  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 2,192
    Hex girl Sparks

    Zappy zap zap, there goes my identitiy.

  • MelinderMelinder Posts: 725
    edited November 2017

    So like I don't speak weeb can someone translate

    Eradicator of Chimps

  • Elegant Aimee

    @Melinder said:
    So like I don't speak weeb can someone translate

    Oday ouyay eakspay igpay atinlay?
    Ethay itletay ayssay "Ethay ecentray DBAY irginvay aifuway editionway eadthray".

    The best thing about playing Phoenix is not healing and reviving others.

    But doing it yourself!

  • Cunning Proxy

    really close one between Proxy, Aimee, and Sparks for me

  • @watsyurdeal said:
    What the actual f is this thread

    Just smile and wave, boy. Smile and wave.

  • XenithosXenithos Posts: 1,496Special Editor
    Snarky Aura

    Aura. Only real waifu material there. She's the least likely to kill you while also being the most likely to heal, cook some good food, and help you with the chores. And she looks absolutely fantastic while doing it.

    Not to mention she has incredible physical form and a decent personality. Reminds me of my best friend in real life now that I think about it.

    Reasoning: Proxy cusses too much for my taste, Aimee is way too thin and kind of psychotic, Sparks has got the whole bipolar mis-identity problems and though I really would love to pick her, something stopped me, Nader is clearly taken and probably has a few STDs, Javelin reminds me too much of my Mom and sounds fake, Kira would be awesome but she's clearly smarter than me and I have to be alpha male here, I haven't seen the announcer, but she reminds me too much of Proxy. Guardian is also South Korean, which means she's fake (plastic) and her accent would not improve my already crappy communication skills.

    I don't care how much you've played or how good your aim is - If you haven't touched the game at least twice in three months then I see your "opinion" as hot moot.

  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 2,192
    Hex girl Sparks

    @Xenithos said:
    most likely to heal

    But don't forget that she'll walk over your corpse while you are downed and crying for those same heals.

  • XenithosXenithos Posts: 1,496Special Editor
    Snarky Aura

    @Lord_Coctus said:

    @Xenithos said:
    most likely to heal

    But don't forget that she'll walk over your corpse while you are downed and crying for those same heals.

    I thought we were looking at the character, not at how bad the characters are played by people in a video game. :/

    I don't care how much you've played or how good your aim is - If you haven't touched the game at least twice in three months then I see your "opinion" as hot moot.

  • Cunning Proxy

    Doesn't Aura curse more than Proxy? ''I'll heal you ass'' and ''Hell no!''

  • Cunning Proxy

    @Mr.Cuddlesworth said:
    Doesn't Aura curse more than Proxy? ''I'll heal you ass'' and ''Hell no!''

    Don't forget bish @$!# @$!#.

  • Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    Where is Thicc Rhino?

  • Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    Jackal.

    Announcer.

  • AlbinMattAlbinMatt Posts: 1,101
    Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    Shame there's no option for "anyone that isn't mentally degenerating due to radioactive poisoning."

  • GatoCommodoreGatoCommodore Posts: 4,077
    edited November 2017
    CDA Announcer, the discount Ingrid Hannigan, not sure if TEMPO iOS game's canon

    this discussion

    *edited
    i have too much flag already

    Post edited by GatoCommodore on
    Electric Light Orchestra - Prologue/Twilight
                                                                    
  • bgyoshibgyoshi Posts: 992

    I don't know what's more disturbing

    • The existence of this thread
    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking
    • People are actually answering it

    Are you all virgins talking about what merc you'd bang as your first time?

    Are you all discussing which merc is a virgin and the one you would devirginize?

    Are you all discussing which merc you want to bang, virginity or not with either party?

    Are you all talking about what merc you have a crush on and want to marry a la weeb style WAIFU?

    Most importantly

    How is this thread not creeper status????????????????

  • AlbinMattAlbinMatt Posts: 1,101
    Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    @bgyoshi Honestly, I have no idea, nor would I bother. The entire cast of DB should be dead, or turned into some radioactive ghoulish creature rivalling Chernobyl and Fukushima.

  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 2,192
    Hex girl Sparks

    @bgyoshi said:
    I don't know what's more disturbing

    • The existence of this thread
    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking
    • People are actually answering it
    • The fact that theres probally another thread like it
  • AlbinMattAlbinMatt Posts: 1,101
    Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    @Lord_Coctus said:

    @bgyoshi said:
    I don't know what's more disturbing

    • The existence of this thread
    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking
    • People are actually answering it
    • The fact that theres probally another thread like it

    Correct.

    http://forums.dirtybomb.com/discussion/comment/161389#Comment_161389

    Pls no nekro

  • ArtyrimArtyrim Posts: 179
    Cunning Proxy

    @bgyoshi said:

    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Waifu

  • AlbinMattAlbinMatt Posts: 1,101
    Other. (I guess turret, mine, or other stuff with female pronouns count?)

    @Artyrim said:

    @bgyoshi said:

    • The fact that I have no @$!# idea what OP is asking

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Waifu

    It is a worrying day, when man is able to define evil.

  • Elegant Aimee

    Go on... just keep on posting!

    SUCKERS!

    The best thing about playing Phoenix is not healing and reviving others.

    But doing it yourself!

  • Cunning Proxy

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