If mercs were region locked...

A fun thread, where you could tell, whether you could or not play mercs, depending on your country.

The rules are simple, you can only play DB, with mercs coming from your own country.

I'll start:

NO MERC

:'( :'( :'(
There's no Polish merc, so no DB for me...

PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

Comments

  • ArtyrimArtyrim Posts: 97

    Same, there is not an Italian merc however I will use Proxy as explosive pizza delivery girl. So a little db for me

  • MelinderMelinder Posts: 671

    Damn, Redeye is cancer.

    Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
    Man's not hot, never hot
    Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
    Boom

    Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
    Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
    See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
    When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
    Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
    Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
    I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
    Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
    On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
    You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
    If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
    You donut, nose long like garden hose

    I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)

    Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
    Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
    And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
    When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
    Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man's shop by force (send him)
    Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
    Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
    Ah, yo, boom, ah

    The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
    Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
    Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
    Poom, poom, you dun know

    I tell her man's not hot (man's not), I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot"

    Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
    Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me, did you? (nah)
    Use roll-on (use that), or spray
    But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)

    The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
    Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
    Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
    Poom, poom, you dun know

    Big Shaq, man's not hot
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    40 degrees and man's not hot (come on)
    Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
    Yeah, skidika-pap-pap

  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 1,991

    Fragger, Phantom, Bushy. Tbh Im fine with this besides the fact I can't play as Sparps or Kira

    My aim is as great as a beautiful Proxy.

    Neither of the two exist.
  • blufflordblufflord Posts: 577
    edited November 6

    RHINO AND PROXY MUDAFUCKAS!
    Give me that good cancer/10

  • WintergreenWintergreen Posts: 484

    Bushwhacker for me. Phantom is trash and Fragger lives in the land of the moose and maple syrup. Close, but I guess I can't claim him.

    Also, really jealous that you live in Poland.

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,637

    @Wintergreen said:
    Also, really jealous that you live in Poland.

    Not sure why'd you say that, I assume you're STALKER/METRO enthusiast... or played too much Witcher (ironically I'm not into RPGs, neither in these books :p ).

    PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
    Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

  • WintergreenWintergreen Posts: 484

    @TheStrangerous said:

    @Wintergreen said:
    Also, really jealous that you live in Poland.

    Not sure why'd you say that

    You know, the usual reasons. B) Good politics, nice culture, gorgeous women, cold weather, rural environments, and a really interesting history. Hands down, Poland is the first place I'd move to if I had to pick somewhere out of my country. Wouldn't even have to think about it. Girlfriend likes to rub it in my face that she's already been there so we're gonna go travel there again one day. Warsaw to Krakow and then Lviv to Kiev 'cause her Ukrainian reasons. Polska! Polska!

    The real question is, why don't you like it?! Yeah though, METRO is awesome and I like the Polish mythology in The Witcher but that's unrelated lol.

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,637

    @Wintergreen said:

    @TheStrangerous said:

    @Wintergreen said:
    Also, really jealous that you live in Poland.

    Not sure why'd you say that

    You know, the usual reasons. B) Good politics, nice culture, gorgeous women, cold weather, rural environments, and a really interesting history. Hands down, Poland is the first place I'd move to if I had to pick somewhere out of my country. Wouldn't even have to think about it. Girlfriend likes to rub it in my face that she's already been there so we're gonna go travel there again one day. Warsaw to Krakow and then Lviv to Kiev 'cause her Ukrainian reasons. Polska! Polska!

    The real question is, why don't you like it?! Yeah though, METRO is awesome and I like the Polish mythology in The Witcher but that's unrelated lol.

    I suppose the complaints, regarding ludicrously high insurance prices, high unemployment and joke called "salary" is a global scale problem in all capitalistic countries.

    Though I do keep learning on how "Northmen" countries have have a wonderful time, regarding education, economy and politics. This must be the work of Norse gods.

    PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
    Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

  • ImSplooshImSploosh Posts: 1,137

    'Murica!

  • STARRYSOCKSTARRYSOCK Posts: 1,133

    I've got fragger. I hate fragger, he's such an easymode merc :(

  • SorotiaSorotia Posts: 1,316

    @Lord_Coctus said:
    Fragger, Phantom, Bushy. Tbh Im fine with this besides the fact I can't play as Sparps or Kira

    Yeah...but I suppose I could live with it

  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 1,991

    So since Thunder is probally not Russian, does everyone except Russians get to.use him?

    My aim is as great as a beautiful Proxy.

    Neither of the two exist.
  • STARRYSOCKSTARRYSOCK Posts: 1,133

    @Lord_Coctus said:
    So since Thunder is probally not Russian, does everyone except Russians get to.use him?

    Isn't thunder not actually russian though and just faking it? His bio or whatever I read seemed to imply he just happened to pick up a russian passport and just decided to make a new identity with a super over the top russian accent.

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,637

    @STARRYSOCK said:

    @Lord_Coctus said:
    So since Thunder is probally not Russian, does everyone except Russians get to.use him?

    Isn't thunder not actually russian though and just faking it? His bio or whatever I read seemed to imply he just happened to pick up a russian passport and just decided to make a new identity with a super over the top russian accent.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statelessness

    What? I'm sure some social outcasts exists, somewhere...

    PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
    Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

  • PtilouiPtiloui Posts: 258
    edited November 7

    I would only be able to play Aimee. Enchantée ! :smile:

  • @Ptiloui said:
    I would only be able to play Aimee. Enchantée ! :smile:

    I would rather kill myself.

  • kopyrightkopyright Posts: 403

    Nader! <3

  • I guess I would have an excuse to play Phantom.

  • YES.

    THE TIGHT-PANTS GRANDPA OF @$!# DANK KUSH

    WELL SLIT MY THROAT AND BLOW ME DRY, I'M HAPPY

  • I would only be able to play Arty sometimes.

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