Once all mercs are released...

Could we get an entire group photo, just how TF2 classes pose in the title?

And don't forget the MVP!

I know there already exists such photos in DB, but they need some heavy updating.

PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

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  • MelinderMelinder Posts: 671

    Man's not hot.

    Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
    Man's not hot, never hot
    Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
    Boom

    Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
    Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
    See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
    When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
    Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
    Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
    I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
    Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
    On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
    You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
    If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
    You donut, nose long like garden hose

    I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)

    Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
    Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
    And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
    When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
    Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man's shop by force (send him)
    Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
    Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
    Ah, yo, boom, ah

    The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
    Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
    Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
    Poom, poom, you dun know

    I tell her man's not hot (man's not), I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
    I tell her man's not hot
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
    I said, "Babes, man's not hot"

    Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
    Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me, did you? (nah)
    Use roll-on (use that), or spray
    But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)

    The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
    Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
    Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
    Poom, poom, you dun know

    Big Shaq, man's not hot
    I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
    40 degrees and man's not hot (come on)
    Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
    Yeah, skidika-pap-pap

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,637
    edited November 5

    @Melinder said:
    Man's not hot.

    You watch your mouth there, pardner! :o
    Scrubby is the most mysterious character, the one who was the very beginning of DB (Scrubs trailer reveal). And he might be the one who ends it all... :scream:

    I firmly believe he's the "Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass".

    Remember what happened to Morty?

    Yeah, Scrubby is the Morty of DB ;)

    PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
    Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

  • Mc1412013Mc1412013 Posts: 1,733
    edited November 5

    @TheStrangerous said:

    And don't forget the MVP!

    >
    >
    They should just release him as a merc already. he could be the merc all the team kill trolls in ranked need.
    >
    His backstory is he joined the jackals to get close to phantom to take revenge for kicking him in the face.
    But when revenge on phantom wasnt enough he went after the rest of the team
    >
    Primary ability- stelth revenge
    Primary weapon is equiped with a silencer as well as the 2nd one
    Mele- back staber combat knife

    Hey look i finaly got a sig , and nothing to put here

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,637

    @Mc1412013 said:

    @TheStrangerous said:

    And don't forget the MVP!

    >
    >
    They should just release him as a merc already. he could be the merc all the team kill trolls in ranked need.
    >
    His backstory is he joined the jackals to get close to phantom to take revenge for kicking him in the face.
    But when revenge on phantom wasnt enough he went after the rest of the team
    >
    Primary ability- stelth revenge
    Primary weapon is equiped with a silencer as well as the 2nd one
    Mele- back staber combat knife

    VA: StayFreshShoe is a must!

    PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
    Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

  • Lord_CoctusLord_Coctus Posts: 1,991
    edited November 5

    @Mc1412013 said:

    @TheStrangerous said:

    And don't forget the MVP!

    >
    >
    They should just release him as a merc already. he could be the merc all the team kill trolls in ranked need.
    >
    His backstory is he joined the jackals to get close to phantom to take revenge for kicking him in the face.
    But when revenge on phantom wasnt enough he went after the rest of the team
    >
    Primary ability- stelth revenge
    Primary weapon is equiped with a silencer as well as the 2nd one
    Mele- back staber combat knife

    Scrubby's helmet protects him from headshots and he can run faster than Sparps.
    He also can see through Redeyes farts and Thunders bangings.

    My aim is as great as a beautiful Proxy.

    Neither of the two exist.
  • frostyvampirefrostyvampire Posts: 1,067

    I don't think there will be "all mercs are released".
    There will probably be at least 2-3 new mercs every year when the game is officially released

  • TheStrangerousTheStrangerous Posts: 1,637
    edited November 5

    @frostyvampire said:
    I don't think there will be "all mercs are released".
    There will probably be at least 2-3 new mercs every year when the game is officially released

    Which means, every year they need to update the group photo! :D

    PC master race and console peasant jokes were never funny.
    Instead, there's two kinds of people: Those who don't get fooled by corporations and those who are their corporate slaves.

  • frostyvampirefrostyvampire Posts: 1,067

    @TheStrangerous said:

    @frostyvampire said:
    I don't think there will be "all mercs are released".
    There will probably be at least 2-3 new mercs every year when the game is officially released

    Which means, every year they need to update the group photo! :D

    NOW you are talking

  • WintergreenWintergreen Posts: 484

    I feel like that group photo would be more awkward than a dysfunctional family's picture who got together for the first time in 15 years after fighting over who gets their dead grandpa's money.

  • Devs actually said they plan to release a new merc every 6-8 weeks. SO its been 5 weeks since guardian so any week now a new merc. At least 1 more this year.

    Yes get a group photo every year. Once too many mercs for 1 photo do several small group photos. Such as all fire supports. Or the first 10 mercs then the 2nd 10 mercs ect. Or something else that groups them such as their back stories. Like some are friends or enemies. Yes aimee loves proxy for sure!

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